Management Quote by Sarah Silverman

““If women could ejaculate, I would have exploded hot jizz all over my manager's face. Instead, I hugged him. (about getting the SNL gig as a writer)””

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When I was 17, I read a profile of Carol Leifer. Since then, I wanted to be her. I still want to be her.

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My growing up years, we watched 'Happy Days,' every night. I don't know what was reruns and what was new.

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In your twenties, I think you should have all of the sex that you're inclined to have, as long as you're safe about it.…

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I was a bedwetter until I was about 15, and it was humiliating.

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Someone on Twitter sent me a page from a textbook. It had a picture of a football player next to a picture of me.…

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It fills me with a weird rage to wear shoes that make me not able to walk easily or run if I had to.…

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If you are truly offended by an 80-year-old man saying you're not funny, then you're probably not funny.

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Summer camp: the second worst camp for Jews.

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“If you’ve ever heard that song by Beyoncé, “Single Ladies,” I am one of the people she’s singing about. I have to be, because…

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If I were somebody else looking at my character, I'd be like, "She's beautiful." I'm practicing. I'm not succeeding.

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I say 'I'm sorry.' It usually disarms them.

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