I used to steal pens at the store. Back in the day when you would write checks, I would write a check and use the pen, and I would keep the pen. — Rich Fulcher Copy Share Image
I thought you'd be arguing [in the law school], and then I realized you have to read all these cases, and it's mostly writing, and then I just thought, "Well, I might as well stay and get the degree." — Rich Fulcher Copy Share Image
When I just want to be free, I'll wear the Banderas outfit and the mask and touch myself. On the chest. Only on the… — Rich Fulcher Copy Share Image
I went right to Chicago to do improv [after law school], but I wish I had gone, "Let me just bypass this law thing."… — Rich Fulcher Copy Share Image
When I was little, my dad was in the Air Force. He introduced me to Neil Armstrong, and Neil Armstrong signed my moon book.… — Rich Fulcher Copy Share Image
I love to hate [Wall Street] it, and I like it. I love the fact that I hate it and like it at the… — Rich Fulcher Copy Share Image
Sometimes I'd go [in British accent] "Uhh, brilliant! Absolutely brilliant, thank you. Wonderful. Cheers!" I do say "cheers" automatically," from living over there. I… — Rich Fulcher Copy Share Image
Me and a friend literally had the idea for Wedding Crashers and pitched it, and it was already a script. They go, "That's funny!… — Rich Fulcher Copy Share Image
When I was little, I met Ronald Reagan. I think I said something to him. — Rich Fulcher Copy Share Image
While in a crowded underground carriage, scream 'It's happening again! — Rich Fulcher Copy Share Image
I think more about clicking the teeth, because I have to line them up just exactly right, and then I slam them down so… — Rich Fulcher Copy Share Image
I did pass the bar in Pennsylvania. I can practice Amish law. But it's long expired, my bar license. — Rich Fulcher Copy Share Image
It was in D.C., and I couldn't believe how they were just three guys, but they sounded like six guys. It was amazing. I… — Rich Fulcher Copy Share Image
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