Priorities Quote by Kristine K. Stevens

“There was no toilet and no soft, luxurious double-ply toilet paper for me to use.”

— Steve the Noob

“cardboard toilet paper rolls strewn across the”

— Rachel Renée Russell

“I've read better fecal matter patterns on toilet paper.”

— Terry Price

“The New York Times Review of Books is toilet paper. Used.”

— James Purdy

Life before toilet paper was not worth living.

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

“I keep the ketchup in the fridge, though from now on I’m going to keep in the bottle. Less messy, I figure.”

— Jarod Kintz

“The worst job in the whole world must be recycling toilet paper.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

“I want to publish a book on toilet paper—not only about toilet paper, but actually print it on toilet paper. That way nobody will…

— Jarod Kintz

“This is about as far as I can go without some sarcasm creeping in. But before it does, I must say, with utmost sincerity,…

— Rachel Cohn David Levithan

“One of the most exciting moments of the day: what kind of cookies will we have with our tea and coffee today? Both yesterday…

— Hendrik Groen

“But it has perks -- personal pride, financial security, and the feeling of accomplishment and control that comes when you just swap in a…

— Kelly Williams Brown

“At the store, they have one-hundred-percent-recycled toilet paper,” Marla says. "The worst job in the whole world must be recycling toilet paper.”

— Chuck Palahniuk