I became a genius on 'Ed,' though I'm not sure it was very convincing. — David Eigenberg Convincing Copy Share Image
In Hollywood, they don't care about hurting anyone's feelings. — David Eigenberg Don-t-care Copy Share Image
You can never have too much ketchup, 'cause it's a food group. — David Eigenberg Cause Copy Share Image
I obviously spent a lot of time in New York City, and I loved it, but Chicago has a very different history… — David Eigenberg City Copy Share Image
You never know when your last day gig is, and if you spend your life thinking about it, you'll drive yourself nuts.… — David Eigenberg Day Copy Share Image
You've got to be pretty mean to pick up on women who only know you from television and then cast them aside. — David Eigenberg Mean Copy Share Image
I'm a hard-luck kind of guy. Usually, things that I hope for don't go my way, so I'm very used to that.… — David Eigenberg Go Copy Share Image
I never had a kid before, and it's the best. It's something you're privileged to be part of, and my favorite things… — David Eigenberg Best Copy Share Image
Some people plan their life out, and it occurs. Others have things they're thinking about, and things don't go that way. — David Eigenberg Life Copy Share Image
New York has a strong focus on the migration of immigrants, and there is a crime element there and even an underbelly,… — David Eigenberg Chicago Copy Share Image
I've always tried to stay fit, but I'm a little guy. I'm 5-foot-7. — David Eigenberg Always Copy Share Image
Entertainment is very close to religion in this country. If you buy the hype, it can be very dangerous. — David Eigenberg Buy Copy Share Image
I think there's a big difference between New York and Chicago. — David Eigenberg Big Copy Share Image
You never know what's going to happen. It's kind of nice to limit your expectations so when something clicks, you go, 'Hey,… — David Eigenberg Expectations Copy Share Image
I never pushed the envelope of wanting people to know me, or be on the covers of magazines. I just want to… — David Eigenberg Enjoy Copy Share Image
I'm happy to work when I've worked, and you've got to take the hard times with the good times. But there are… — David Eigenberg Better Copy Share Image
