The hand is quicker than the eye is, but somewhat slower than the fly is. — Richard Armour Eye Copy Share Image
Middle age is the time of life that a man first notices in his wife. — Richard Armour Age Copy Share Image
I've suffered from all of the hang-ups known, and none is as bad as the telephone. — Richard Armour Hang ups Copy Share Image
“Shake and shake the catsup bottle. None will come, and then a lot'll.” — Richard Armour Bottles Copy Share Image
In larger things we are convivial; what causes trouble is the trivial. — Richard Armour Causes Copy Share Image
Beauty is only skin deep, and the world is full of thin skinned people. — Richard Armour Beauty Copy Share Image
It is all right to hold a conversation but you should let go of it now and then. — Richard Armour Communication Copy Share Image
The great improvement of the radio over the telephone is that it may be turned off without offending the speaker. — Richard Armour Improvement Copy Share Image
When it comes to eating, you can sometimes help yourself more by helping yourself less. — Richard Armour Eating Copy Share Image
This golfer has a wicked slice. And quite a follow-through. That's why his partner, who stood too close, Is on the green… — Richard Armour Follow through Copy Share Image
“Here is where people, One frequently finds, Lower their voices And raise their minds. ” — Richard Armour Psychology Copy Share Image
If we cannot define stupidity, at least we can trace most human misfortunes and weaknesses to it. Its manifestations are legion, its… — Richard Armour Endless Copy Share Image
Libraries: Here is where people, one frequently finds, lower their voices, and raise their minds. — Richard Armour Armour Copy Share Image
Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or… — Richard Armour Concerned Copy Share Image
If you convinced me And I convinced you, Would there not still be Two points of view? — Richard Armour Convinced Copy Share Image
Rather than earn money, it was Thoreau's idea to reduce his wants so that he would not need to buy anything. As… — Richard Armour Ideas Copy Share Image
Rockefeller made his money in oil, which he discovered at the bottom of wells. Oil was considered crude in those days, but… — Richard Armour Bottom Copy Share Image
In such novels as This Side of Paradise and The Great Gatsby, Fitzgerald depicts the spirit of the hour which is usually… — Richard Armour Art Copy Share Image
How I love to get a letter! I can think of nothing better Than perusing an epistolary item. But deep is my… — Richard Armour Correspondence Copy Share Image
There is no balm of Gilead, No salve, no soothing ointment To stay the pain of one who's had In love a… — Richard Armour Devotion Copy Share Image
Book burning is a charming old custom, hallowed by antiquity. It has been practiced for centuries by fascists, communists, atheists, school children,… — Richard Armour Age Copy Share Image
I love a finished speaker, I really, truly do I don't mean one who's polished, I just mean one who's through. — Richard Armour Finished Copy Share Image
(Francis) Bacon's best known writings are his essays. They are loved for many reasons, such as their being so short. — Richard Armour Art Copy Share Image
Retired is being tired twice, I've thought, first tired of working, then tired of not. — Richard Armour Retired Copy Share Image
Of late I appear To have reached that stage When people who look old Who are only my age. — Richard Armour 50th birthday Copy Share Image
They head the list of bad to bet on: But I insist they're worse to get on — Richard Armour Betting Copy Share Image
I miss my mattress when I am gone; It's one thing I've made an impression on. — Richard Armour Gone Copy Share Image
That money talks, I'll not deny, I heard it once: It said, 'Goodbye'. — Richard Armour Deny Copy Share Image
A rumor is one thing that gets thicker instead of thinner as it is spread. — Richard Armour Inspirational Copy Share Image
Some people can carry a tune, but they seem to stagger under the load. — Richard Armour Inspirational Copy Share Image
G is for Green, that's constructed to roll in every direction away from the hole. — Richard Armour Golf Copy Share Image
There are very few humorists who have written first-rate humor after they've become elderly. — Richard Armour Age Copy Share Image
If I ever make a hole in one, A thrill that I've never known, I won't be believed and I'll have no… — Richard Armour Adventure Copy Share Image
Each year it grows harder to make ends meet - the ends I refer to are hands and feet. — Richard Armour Ends Copy Share Image
Good sportsmanship we hail, we sing, It's always pleasant when you spot it. There's only one unhappy thing: You have to lose… — Richard Armour Good sportsmanship Copy Share Image
There is some consolation in the fact that, even though your dreams don't come true, neither do your nightmares. — Richard Armour Consolation Copy Share Image
Some golfers blast their ball from traps, With one adroit explosion, But others, out in ten perhaps, Depend upon erosion. — Richard Armour Balls Copy Share Image
[Beowolf] is considered an epic because of its long speeches, its digressions, its repetition, and its being required. — Richard Armour Art Copy Share Image