This golfer has a wicked slice. And quite a follow-through. That's why his partner, who stood too close, Is on the green… — Richard Armour Follow through Copy Share Image
Beauty is only skin deep, and the world is full of thin skinned people. — Richard Armour Beauty Copy Share Image
Book burning is a charming old custom, hallowed by antiquity. It has been practiced for centuries by fascists, communists, atheists, school children,… — Richard Armour Age Copy Share Image
Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or… — Richard Armour Concerned Copy Share Image
I've suffered from all of the hang-ups known, and none is as bad as the telephone. — Richard Armour Known Copy Share Image
Retired is being tired twice, I've thought, first tired of working, then tired of not. — Richard Armour Retired Copy Share Image
“Shake and shake the catsup bottle. None will come, and then a lot'll.” — Richard Armour Bottles Copy Share Image
If we cannot define stupidity, at least we can trace most human misfortunes and weaknesses to it. Its manifestations are legion, its… — Richard Armour Endless Copy Share Image
The hand is quicker than the eye is, but somewhat slower than the fly is. — Richard Armour Eye Copy Share Image
Rather than earn money, it was Thoreau's idea to reduce his wants so that he would not need to buy anything. As… — Richard Armour Ideas Copy Share Image
In such novels as This Side of Paradise and The Great Gatsby, Fitzgerald depicts the spirit of the hour which is usually… — Richard Armour Art Copy Share Image
Middle age is the time of life that a man first notices in his wife. — Richard Armour Age Copy Share Image
How I love to get a letter! I can think of nothing better Than perusing an epistolary item. But deep is my… — Richard Armour Correspondence Copy Share Image
Libraries: Here is where people, one frequently finds, lower their voices, and raise their minds. — Richard Armour Armour Copy Share Image
I love a finished speaker, I really, truly do I don't mean one who's polished, I just mean one who's through. — Richard Armour Finished Copy Share Image
When it comes to eating, you can sometimes help yourself more by helping yourself less. — Richard Armour Eating Copy Share Image
It is all right to hold a conversation but you should let go of it now and then. — Richard Armour Communication Copy Share Image
In larger things we are convivial; what causes trouble is the trivial. — Richard Armour Causes Copy Share Image
If I ever make a hole in one, A thrill that I've never known, I won't be believed and I'll have no… — Richard Armour Adventure Copy Share Image
“Here is where people, One frequently finds, Lower their voices And raise their minds. ” — Richard Armour Psychology Copy Share Image
Rockefeller made his money in oil, which he discovered at the bottom of wells. Oil was considered crude in those days, but… — Richard Armour Bottom Copy Share Image
There is no balm of Gilead, No salve, no soothing ointment To stay the pain of one who's had In love a… — Richard Armour Devotion Copy Share Image
Of late I appear To have reached that stage When people who look old Who are only my age. — Richard Armour 50th birthday Copy Share Image
The great improvement of the radio over the telephone is that it may be turned off without offending the speaker. — Richard Armour Improvement Copy Share Image
