Balls Quote by Richard Armour

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the…

— Anonymous

Golf is a hard game to figure. One day you will go out and slice it and shank it, hit into all the traps…

— Bob Hope

I'm surprised every time I come to a golf course where they say it's recently been redone and then there's no real shaping of…

— Patrick Cantlay

Playing golf is like going to a strip joint. After 18 holes you are tired and most of your balls are missing.

— Tim Allen

Golf is a stupid game. You tee up this little ball, really this tiny ball. Then you hit it, try to find it, hit…

— Juli Inkster

Golf is the crack of sports. If you hit five good shots, you know you can hit six good shots. The next time you…

— Alice Cooper

Putting allows the touchy golfer two to four opportunities to blow a gasket in the short space of two to forty feet.

— Tommy Bolt

Only bad golfers are lucky. They're the ones bouncing balls off trees, curbs, turtles and cars. Good golfers have bad luck. When you hit…

— Lee Trevino

Golf is no longer a game of hitting the ball, finding it, and hitting it again. There is wind to be measured, whether that…

— Doug Ferguson

There is no such thing as a natural golfer but you become one by hitting thousands of balls

— Lee Trevino

It takes hundreds of good golf shots to gain confidence, but only one bad one to lose it.

— Jack Nicklaus

When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either hit one more club or two more balls.

— Henry Beard