You can't go wrong with cocktail weenies. They look as good as they taste. And they come in this delicious red sauce.… — Homer Copy Share Image
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They had a commercial that said, 'Heinz is what ketchup should taste like.' I agree. I don't like any other ketchup in… — Rev. Run Copy Share Image