Asparagus Quote by Anonymous

“He darted a guilty look toward his dad. “Will you—get me a bottle of spicy?” My eyes jerked to his. “Maybe some barbecue sauce?”…

— Kim Harrison

What say you to a piece of beef and mustard?

— William Shakespeare

I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me.

— Nikhil Saluja

“No one promised life would be easy or that the game wouldn't change without warning. There you are, all ready to pass Go and…

— Beth Harbison

“My dad smelled sort of like mustard, which is probably due to the fact that in the bed I also discovered a thing of…

— Adam Rapp

Hey, I asked for ketchup - I'm eatin' salad here!

— Nikhil Saluja

“I keep the ketchup in the fridge, though from now on I’m going to keep in the bottle. Less messy, I figure.”

— Jarod Kintz

“We dug the asparagus, and tonight Aunt Charlotte cooked it for me herself with butter and melted cheese. I ate a whole plateful and…

— Kathryn Lasky

“If love were a variety of dog, I’d want mine hot. I’d take my love with ketchup and mustard.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I glance at him, wondering what kind of crazy sauce he ate to sit down next to me in here.”

— H.M. Ward

“IT’S GOING TO GET SALT-AND-PEPPERED! AND … KETCHUP’D!!!”

— David Baddiel

“I met a man with no forehead and receding eyebrows. He had ketchup crusted on his eyelids. I can't remember what we talked about,…

— Jarod Kintz