Behave Quote by Rick Riordan

When I shut my mouth and walk away doesn't mean you won. It simply means your stupid ass isn't worth my time!

— Anonymous

If you can make someone laugh who's dead set against you, that's the first step to winning them over to your side.

— John Waters

No matter how funny you are, if I don't like you I wont laugh.

— Anonymous

I know that I should leave, but then I just can't gooooo, you win again.

— Fats Waller

If you can make me laugh than we'll most likely get along great!

— ThatOneRule

Now for God's sake, will you two start behaving like a princess and a Courier?" Halt told them. "If you don't, I'll have to…

— John Flanagan

That was actually funny. But I don't like you. So I'm not going to laugh.

— Anonymous

I promise you I wont get stupid nor crazy I will just sit back and let you do it for me, because once I'm…

— Frechqueen

Whatever my fate, I'll go to it laughing.

— Herman Melville

“I am not so much fun Anymore; Couldn’t carry the role of ingenue In a bucket, you say, laughing. And I want to punch…

— Patrick Califia

I tell you what I won't put up with. You chose how to behave.

— Tanya Huff

You are going to break your promise. I understand. And I hold my hands over the ears of my heart, so that I will…

— Catherynne M. Valente