Anyone who thinks Christmas doesn't last all year just doesn't have a Mastercard. — Kirk Kirkpatrick Christmas Copy Share Image
If the Lord had meant us to pay income taxes, he'd have made us smart enough to prepare the return. — Kirk Kirkpatrick Enough Copy Share Image
If at first you don't succeed, try management. Indecision is the key to flexibility. If at first you don't succeed, take the… — Kirk Kirkpatrick Firsts Copy Share Image
Take a lesson from the mosquito. She never waits for an opening - she makes one. — Kirk Kirkpatrick Flies Copy Share Image
