Funny business Quotes · Page 2

I don't want any funny business, and above all I don't want to be dragged into other people's funny business. If it's…

— Hans Fallada

A company is known by the people it keeps.

— Will Rogers

If at first you don't succeed, take the tax loss.

— Kirk Kirkpatrick

I've talked to you on a number of occasions about the economic problems our nation faces, and I am prepared to tell…

— Ronald Reagan

I see light at the end of the tunnel.

— Walt Whitman Rostow

Due to budget cutbacks, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.

— Robert Townsend

Love is very funny business. And sex - well, let's face it, sex is hysterical.

— Nora Roberts

The general systems of money management today require people to pretend to do something they can't do and like something they don't.…

— John C. Bogle

Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them. If at…

— Quentin Crisp

Make sure you have a vice president in charge of your revolution, to engender ferment among your more conventional colleagues.

— David Ogilvy

The best advice I was ever given was on my twenty-first birthday when my father said, Son, here's a million dollars. Don't…

— Larry Niven

If at first you don't succeed, try management. Indecision is the key to flexibility. If at first you don't succeed, take the…

— Kirk Kirkpatrick

Don’t worry about people stealing your ideas. ...

— Howard Aiken

Nobody has tried to swallow us since I've been here. I think they are afraid how we would taste.

— Steve Jobs

I think any man in business would be foolish to fool around with his secretary. If it's somebody else's secretary, fine.

— Barry Goldwater

Business is the most exciting game.

— Max Aitken, Lord Beaverbrook

In the dog-eat-dog economy, the Doberman is boss.

— Edward Abbey

Never put off until tomorrow what you can put off forever.

— P. J. Plauger

I love making things, like software, and films, and laughter. And working with Gus Silber, to make the Funny Business book, has…

— Ronnie Apteker

I've never known an auctioneer to lie unless it was absolutely necessary.

— Josh Billings

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer. All…

— Mark Twain

To the pessimist the light at the end of the tunnel is another train.

— Joan Rivers

You don't want another Enron? Here's your law: If a company, can't explain, in one sentence, what it does... it's illegal.

— Lewis Black

Aim low, reach your goals, and avoid disappointment.

— Scott Adams

It's to paint directly on the canvas without any funny business, as it were, and I use almost pure turpentine to start…

— Edward Hopper