“Under the spreading chestnut tree, I screwed you and you screwed me.” — Joyce Haber Copy Share Image
“God creates monsters. Women encourage them." "That sounds like a tract by Nancy O'Brien. Although I agree. Men are pigs." "Natalie, darling, sometimes so… — Joyce Haber Copy Share Image
“Like any woman, Elena knew that there are three things you cannot upstage: a child, an animal, and a faggot.” — Joyce Haber Copy Share Image
“Have you ever done it in a sauna" Marina asked. "It's even more exciting when it's hot." "And more debilitating, I'll bet." He laughed.… — Joyce Haber Copy Share Image
“Under the spreading chestnut tree, I screwed you and you screwed me.” — Joyce Haber Copy Share Image
“Businessmen and admen and agents like me, we just do it a little more openly, with the price tag in almost full view. And… — Joyce Haber Copy Share Image
“Haven't you heard, the Dread Scott decision has been overturned?" "Not out here, baby," Warren replied, without a second's hesitation. "For that matter, not… — Joyce Haber Copy Share Image
“For me, the worst sin is hypocrisy. The sinner is not the assassin. The sinner's the bastard who hires the assassin.” — Joyce Haber Copy Share Image
“When you have your hair styled, you look like everybody else whose hair is in fashion. Never be in fashion. Always be yourself. There's… — Joyce Haber Copy Share Image
“Women, Elena believed, appealed to men in direct proportion to their vacuousness. The male had an overwhelming compulsion to teach, to mold what he… — Joyce Haber Copy Share Image
“...I got the word. It's get out of town, and it wasn't even from Mel Torme. "If Natalie were here, she'd say Torme has… — Joyce Haber Copy Share Image
“If bisexuality was normal, Elena wondered, why did bisexuals try to make everyone else bisexual? Or homosexual.” — Joyce Haber Copy Share Image
“Gasping, screaming, rocking sideways and back and forth, she came. She kept his prick inside her until she felt yet another surge of his… — Joyce Haber Copy Share Image
