Quote by Jarod Kintz

“Anybody can grow a bone in the penis; you don't have to be particularly healthy or tough.”

— Richard Dawkins

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Never mind, it's too long.

— Patience Jr Kibabatoko

“In my book an erection constitutes personal growth.”

— Amunhotep El Bey

“Your penis will not shrivel up and die if you admit you want an umbrella instead of standing in the rain acting like a…

— Jenny O'Connell

“If a man does not use his member it grows smaller and smaller until one day he wants to piss and cannot find it.”

— George R.R. Martin

“Erections don’t equal personal growth, Trey”

— Suzanne Wright

“when Rownt penises grew an easy two feet longer and picked up a good thirty pounds as part of their erections. “Enjoying”

— Lyn Gala

Daughter asks her Mum: Mum, how many kinds of penises are there? Mother smiles and answers: Well dear, a man goes through three phases.…

— Sharlene05

“Here to show me how to grow a penis so I can get the job done?" "Chloe, I'm pretty sure if you wanted to…

— Christina Lauren

“I thought it was a tree log, but it was just an erect elephant penis. But that didn’t stop me from trying to throw…

— Jarod Kintz

“I am one pair of roses away from the grave,” I told the midget with the twelve-inch erection. It wasn’t his—he was just holding…

— Jarod Kintz

Once upon a time there was a crooked tree and a straight tree. And they grew next to each other. And every day the…

— Tom Waits