Health Quote by Steven Lamm

“Oh sir, you've done more for us with one erection than what has been achieved in hundreds of years. Bless you, sir. Bless you.”

— Mark Alders

“When you get an erection you think you're passionate.”

— Henry Miller

“Anybody can grow a bone in the penis; you don't have to be particularly healthy or tough.”

— Richard Dawkins

“But man is still today, at the age of twenty-five, at the mercy of an erection, physically too, from time to time, it's the…

— Samuel Beckett

An erection is like the theory of relativity. The more you think about it. The harder it gets.

— Anonymous

“Not hard anymore, are you?! Take that Penis!”

— Belle Aurora

“In my book an erection constitutes personal growth.”

— Amunhotep El Bey

“For the duration of his erection: To a horny man, all women are the most beautiful woman in the world.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“In barely minutes he was hard again, an aching erection ever ready to serve her need.”

— Skye Warren

“My tbr list is an erection all on its own...it just keeps getting bigger.”

— K.M. Golland

“Only men who do not mind a hard life, with scanty food, little water and lots of discomfort, men who possess stamina and initiative,…

— Steven Pressfield

“I want to work at a big firm. Erection.”

— Jarod Kintz