Funny Quote by John Green

“My body had some sort of reaction to my erection, and the only thing I could think to do was vigorously rub the affected…

— Jarod Kintz

“She questioned my sexual preference in a highly offensive way, so my fist questioned the proximity of her face in an even more offensive…

— Kelly Oram

“But man is still today, at the age of twenty-five, at the mercy of an erection, physically too, from time to time, it's the…

— Samuel Beckett

“I knew guys got erections. I was perfectly prepared to deal with it. When the right guy and the right erection came along.”

— Tara Altebrando

“I wish my erection pointed inwards. But it doesn’t, it points directly at you.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Seeing how I've held your penis in my hand, I think that puts you firmly in the not a stranger category.”

— Jessica Scott

“It had fucking flattered me more than it should have, that moment he saw my dick. I hadn’t even been fully erect. I wanted…

— James Cox

“Don't let your erection be your direction”

— Shon Hyneman

“It seemed that the penis per se, except to male homosexuals, was not a very salable commodity in the sexual marketplace of America. Few…

— Gay Talese

“I'd never seen a penis in person and I was curious”

— Erin McCarthy

“Yeah, but I don’t think you’d like where it’s located.” His eyes landed on mine. “You know, with your aversion to all things dick.”…

— Sloane Kennedy

“Erections, as we all know, come to the teenager on a plate.”

— Martin Amis