Humorous Quote by Jessica Scott

“hand, the fact that he’s still practically a stranger makes it…better, somehow.”

— Eme Strife

“I like holding hands. Especially if those holding hands are holding my penis.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Can you put your finger away please? Every time you point I see a penis.”

— Portlandia

“Do you want to know why men name their penis? So the most important decisions in their life aren't made by a stranger.”

— Linda Howard

“Let my hand be a blanket for my penis.
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— Jarod Kintz

“Nothing in this world compares to the comfort and security of having someone just hold your hand.”

— Richelle E. Goodrich

“My hand acts as a blanket for my genitals.
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— Jarod Kintz

“You could take the entirety of the common sense of humans and put it in the palm of your hand and still have room…

— Anne Carson

“I was looking for a reassuring hand to hold and steady my own, and I finally found it on the other side of my…

— Jarod Kintz

“There are times when it is appropriate, even preferable, to get an erection when someone's face is in close proximity to your penis. This…

— John Green

“My hand. Is on. His penis.”

— T.L. Martin

“It’s hard to relax when a stranger is touching my—” Graham’s eyes widened. “Yup, that’s my penis. You are actually touching my penis,” Graham”

— Brittainy C. Cherry