Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““I wish my erection pointed inwards. But it doesn’t, it points directly at you.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“I knew guys got erections. I was perfectly prepared to deal with it. When the right guy and the right erection came along.” — Tara Altebrando Copy Share Image
“But man is still today, at the age of twenty-five, at the mercy of an erection, physically too, from time to time, it's the… — Samuel Beckett Copy Share Image
“There are times when it is appropriate, even preferable, to get an erection when someone's face is in close proximity to your penis. This… — John Green Copy Share Image
“Can you put your finger away please? Every time you point I see a penis.” — Portlandia Copy Share Image
“The first clear thought I have is that I have to stop thinking with my penis. It always points me into trouble.” — Jonas Eriksson Copy Share Image
“Oh God, that is huge!” I say when I finally reach the visual destination of Erectiontopia. It” — Helena Hunting Copy Share Image
“Accidental sex. He made it sound like I fell down, and there just happened to be an erection in the way.” — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“Watching the videotape seemed to induce a strangely stiff erection with no connection to the rest of me.” — Jim Provenzano Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
