It’s not great when your husband thinks the only guy who can talk to you, is some other guy. — Jonas Eriksson Guy Copy Share Image
“Believe in human beings - not all are good, but deep down all can be. But that doesn't mean you need to… — Jonas Eriksson Human nature Copy Share Image
If you appreciate the small things, you're likely to get the big ones. — Jonas Eriksson Appreciate Copy Share Image
“I want to employ tough people, people who know what they want and how to get it. Virgins must have a pretty… — Jonas Eriksson Humor Copy Share Image
“There is one word I can’t stand and it’s ASAP and that’s not even a word.” — Jonas Eriksson Language Copy Share Image
“I have no excuse, neither real nor invented so I let my platinum express do the talking instead.” — Jonas Eriksson Humor Copy Share Image
“You have really nice teeth,” Terry said and thought they could be excellent for his collection of human body parts.” — Jonas Eriksson Dark humor Copy Share Image
“You sick bastard,” she said. “Yes, I guess you could call me that." Terry replied.” — Jonas Eriksson Dark humor Copy Share Image
“The first clear thought I have is that I have to stop thinking with my penis. It always points me into trouble.” — Jonas Eriksson Humor Copy Share Image
“The hotel is not happy with me breaking a 2000-dollar TV. For a second I feel like a rock star, but that’s… — Jonas Eriksson Humor Copy Share Image
“He’s always overly dressed which makes him look stiff – like he wants to do taxes, not women.” — Jonas Eriksson Humor Copy Share Image
“Terry loved candlelight dinners and red wine. It was a nice contrast from work. And killing people.” — Jonas Eriksson Dark humor Copy Share Image
“You are so beautiful, I could eat you,” he said. And it was true. Her smile was as intoxicating as the wine.… — Jonas Eriksson Dark humor Copy Share Image
“He was a strange mix of Heinrich Himmler and Barney the Dinosaur.” — Jonas Eriksson Dark humor Copy Share Image
“Be the kind of person who catches the shit before it hits the fan, not the one who scrapes it off afterwards.” — Jonas Eriksson Business Copy Share Image
Make life easier by living in the present and believing in the future. — Jonas Eriksson Believe Copy Share Image
My view on feng shui: don’t put your bed in front of the door because you won’t get in. — Jonas Eriksson Bed Copy Share Image
“My view on feng shui: don’t put your bed in front of your door because you won’t get in.” — Jonas Eriksson Feng shui Copy Share Image
“The only thing which really seemed to pay off in life, if you went by Mary Pedersen's example, was sleeping with your… — Jonas Eriksson Comedy Copy Share Image
Some people like milk, but I would never drink anything you have to stroke out of an animal. — Jonas Eriksson Animal Copy Share Image
“I guess all my afternoon beers and burgers were catching up with me, which made me want to scream THEN WHY NOT… — Jonas Eriksson Dark humor Copy Share Image
“Agent Julianne was always looking for ways to spin things. She would have been better off owning a laundromat.” — Jonas Eriksson Celebrity culture Copy Share Image
