Dark humor Quote by Jonas Eriksson

“Someone wanted to choke me to death on my own hair?”

— K.J. Charles

“hair Butch waxed so heavily that it seemed to scream up from his skull.”

— Stephen King

“I didn’t chug the hairspray because I’m an alcoholic. I drank it to style my throat hairs.”

— Jarod Kintz

“The four men were in the kitchen laughing over breakfast when the door slammed open with such force that it knocked a picture off…

— Debra Trueman

“For some reason, my hair always looked best right before bed, and what good was that?”

— Ruta Sepetys

“Whatever. I didn’t throw beer on you just because you forgot to say thank you. I’m not some hysterical nagging psycho-bitch.” Right. And if…

— Emma Chase

“DON'T TOUCH MY HAIR!' she yelled.”

— Brent Weeks

“I crammed a pillow over my face so I could scream. But mid-scream, I realized that was about to turn into a throw-up, and…

— Jessie Humphries

“You know, I found a gray hair the other day. I almost broke the sound barrier rushing to the pharmacy to get some dye.…

— Jenn McKinlay

“Because you couldn’t keep those hands of yours out of my fucking hair the last time I had you to myself.”

— Emily Snow

“Then I’ll hide all the scissors and chewing gum.” It made the entire room grow quiet before he looked over at me. “I know…

— Amber L. Johnson

“How else could it be with such consuming hair?”

— Jeanette Winterson