Dark humor Quote by Jonas Eriksson Download Open image ““You sick bastard,” she said. “Yes, I guess you could call me that." Terry replied.”” — Jonas Eriksson ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Dark humor Horror-romance Psychopaths Thriller-horror
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“I have no excuse, neither real nor invented so I let my platinum express do the talking instead.” — Jonas Eriksson Copy Share Image
“You have really nice teeth,” Terry said and thought they could be excellent for his collection of human body parts.” — Jonas Eriksson Copy Share Image
“The first clear thought I have is that I have to stop thinking with my penis. It always points me into trouble.” — Jonas Eriksson Copy Share Image
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“He’s always overly dressed which makes him look stiff – like he wants to do taxes, not women.” — Jonas Eriksson Copy Share Image
“Terry loved candlelight dinners and red wine. It was a nice contrast from work. And killing people.” — Jonas Eriksson Copy Share Image
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