My view on feng shui: don’t put your bed in front of the door because you won’t get in. — Jonas Eriksson Copy Share Image
“My view on feng shui: don’t put your bed in front of your door because you won’t get in.” — Jonas Eriksson Copy Share Image
It’s not great when your husband thinks the only guy who can talk to you, is some other guy. — Jonas Eriksson Copy Share Image
“Believe in human beings - not all are good, but deep down all can be. But that doesn't mean you need to hang around… — Jonas Eriksson Copy Share Image
If you appreciate the small things, you're likely to get the big ones. — Jonas Eriksson Copy Share Image
“I want to employ tough people, people who know what they want and how to get it. Virgins must have a pretty poor track… — Jonas Eriksson Copy Share Image
“There is one word I can’t stand and it’s ASAP and that’s not even a word.” — Jonas Eriksson Copy Share Image
“I have no excuse, neither real nor invented so I let my platinum express do the talking instead.” — Jonas Eriksson Copy Share Image
“You have really nice teeth,” Terry said and thought they could be excellent for his collection of human body parts.” — Jonas Eriksson Copy Share Image
“You sick bastard,” she said. “Yes, I guess you could call me that." Terry replied.” — Jonas Eriksson Copy Share Image
“The first clear thought I have is that I have to stop thinking with my penis. It always points me into trouble.” — Jonas Eriksson Copy Share Image
“The hotel is not happy with me breaking a 2000-dollar TV. For a second I feel like a rock star, but that’s just a… — Jonas Eriksson Copy Share Image
“He’s always overly dressed which makes him look stiff – like he wants to do taxes, not women.” — Jonas Eriksson Copy Share Image
