Humor Quote by Jonas Eriksson

“This ain't the heartbreak hotel even though I know it well. Those no shows should you tell in the way you hold yourself. Don't…

— The Wanted

“Since the Industrial Revolution, we’ve treated our world like it was a hotel room and we were rock stars.”

— Blake Crouch

“You can sit around and have a broken heart any old time. Rock stardom happens only once in a lifetime.”

— Jen Sincero

“For me, TV and broke go together. Not as in, The TV is broken, but more of noticing that most people who watch too…

— Jarod Kintz

“I bought the Heartbreak Hotel, on my own with no investors. Closed it down and opened the Fuck You, Get Over It bed and…

— Scroobius Pip

“Aaron, we came here to find the Didot, not to spend our money on hotel movies! You’re lucky I didn’t plan for us to…

— Maya Bode

“A hotel is serious business.”

— Haruki Murakami

“You make me crazy and furious and out of my mind with need, but in the end, you make me so fucking happy. I…

— Ella Frank

“It's not like I ever wanted to wake up and just be a grossly overpaid, self-loathing, can't-look-in-the-mirror-without-gagging TV writer.”

— Jerry Stahl

“I swear I won’t stop until your legs are shaking and every hotel guest on this floor knows my name.”

— Kim Karr

“Life in the movie business is like the beginning of a new love affair: it's full of surprises, and you're constantly getting fucked.”

— David Mamet

“That day, I started taking an interest in the bar's television. We always kept it on. As the hours slid by in a cacophony…

— Jonathan Gash