Humor Quote by Jonas Eriksson

“A gentleman doesn’t talk much about the taxes he paid, or the women he sleeps with.”

— Haruki Murakami

“There’s not a stitch of clothing on him…and I’m kind of bummed that I can’t see what his junk looks like. I’m only human,…

— Ruby Dixon

“I should think he must be rather a dressy man for his time of life. Such a number of looking-glasses! Oh Lord! There is…

— Jane Austen

“I was surprised he could do any amount of labor wearing the pants he had on. I don’t understand skinny jeans for men. Who…

— C.J. Roberts

“It was not just that he had terrible style: he also gave the impression that he was deliberately desecrating the very idea of wearing…

— Haruki Murakami

“Perhaps there were two areas he didn’t go into: clothes, and his relationship with women.”

— Benoît Peeters

“I don't need you to make allowances for anything." Damn her pride. "If you can stand to pay for it, then I can wear…

— Lora Leigh

“If he put us in dresses, we wouldn't suddenly become women”

— Jennifer A. Nielsen

“A man in my position can't afford to be made to look ridiculous!”

— Mario Puzo

“Dressing like a woman didn’t mean looking like I charged on the street corner.”

— Cynthia Hickey

“I don’t dress like I have any money. And I don’t have any money, which helps enable me to dress like that.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I frowned."You didn't dress up!" He grinned,opening my door for me. "Sure I did.I dressed up as the non-invisible man!" I smacked him in…

— Kiersten White