Comedy Quote by Jonas Eriksson

It’s not great when your husband thinks the only guy who can talk to you, is some other guy.

— Jonas Eriksson

“Believe in human beings - not all are good, but deep down all can be. But that doesn't mean you need to hang around…

— Jonas Eriksson

If you appreciate the small things, you're likely to get the big ones.

— Jonas Eriksson

“I want to employ tough people, people who know what they want and how to get it. Virgins must have a pretty poor track…

— Jonas Eriksson

“There is one word I can’t stand and it’s ASAP and that’s not even a word.”

— Jonas Eriksson

“I have no excuse, neither real nor invented so I let my platinum express do the talking instead.”

— Jonas Eriksson

“You have really nice teeth,” Terry said and thought they could be excellent for his collection of human body parts.”

— Jonas Eriksson

“You sick bastard,” she said. “Yes, I guess you could call me that." Terry replied.”

— Jonas Eriksson

Stay humble as a writer: write on toilet paper.

— Jonas Eriksson

“The first clear thought I have is that I have to stop thinking with my penis. It always points me into trouble.”

— Jonas Eriksson

“The hotel is not happy with me breaking a 2000-dollar TV. For a second I feel like a rock star, but that’s just a…

— Jonas Eriksson

“He’s always overly dressed which makes him look stiff – like he wants to do taxes, not women.”

— Jonas Eriksson