Business Quote by Jonas Eriksson

“To check the fan’s working before the shit hits.”

— Sarah Hilary

“Sports fans eat shit.”

— George Carlin

“I believe one has to get one's hand dirty or you're nothing but a hobbyist.”

— Tess Gerritsen

“He held up his right hand and spread my fingers out in a fan. I held up my left hand and spread my fingers…

— Mark Haddon

“I don't know much about football, but when I see one player take his opponent down with a gruesome flying tackle, I can’t help…

— Shauna Cross

“if you can't eat it or screw it, piss on it and walk away”

— A dog

“A sportsman is a man who, every now and then, simply has to go out and kill something.”

— Stephen Leacock

“And I was all, "Don't be gross, you crustacious fuck. You pull that thing out and I'll pepper-spray you until you fry." (You have…

— Christopher Moore

“It's always the guys that brag about wanting to mix it up with the bad guys that shit their pants when it hits the…

— Steven Hildreth Jr

“When you clean up someone's puke, it sort of bonds you.”

— Jillian Dodd

“Some times things just fall off your plate.”

— Anonymous

“Anyone can find the dirt on someone, but very few can wipe it from their own shoes.”

— Shannon L. Alder