Life is like a penis!! It always gets hard when there's a girl involved! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Do you think the penis ever gets tired?" Whose? Anybody's. I mean anybody with one. Does the penis ever just think: for… — J.D. Robb Copy Share Image
“If my penis gets enough water, could my erection grow long and straight like a pine tree? Come over next Tuesday to… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image