Comedy Quotes by Carla H Krueger

“Every time I so much as blink you get an erection.”

— Carla H Krueger

“Shame comes in different doses.”

— Carla H Krueger

“Secrets are dangerous.” Gottfried Baumauer.”

— Carla H Krueger

“You are a more powerful person than you might have ever imagined.” Maxwell D. Kalist.”

— Carla H Krueger

“Only men with intelligence, confidence and absolutely no empathy at all can progress upstairs.”

— Carla H Krueger

“It’s late and most of the clerks are at home in their beds, dreaming of swimming in pools filled with real money.”

— Carla H Krueger

“Don’t mock my suggestions, Ridley – one day in the near future, they might just save your life.” Maxwell D. Kalist.”

— Carla H Krueger

“Without pride, man becomes a parasite – and there are already too many parasites.”

— Carla H Krueger

“He’s in a side room alone with her and it’s far too fucking hot.”

— Carla H Krueger

“To Kalist, Baumauer’s just a timber bridge in need of a good hot fire.”

— Carla H Krueger

“Men circle like bees around honey, buzzing to communicate their sexual despair.”

— Carla H Krueger

“Are there not times, Ridley, when you yourself wish only to hear the best in people – and not to be dragged…

— Carla H Krueger

“I’m warning you because you’re young and vulnerable. He’s a dirty, lying, conniving piece of shit and he’s dangerous.” Gottfried Baumauer.”

— Carla H Krueger

“Rare contact creates a stir. Gossip spreads. Tensions build. Denying Pissec, miserable Obelmäker and repressed Baumauer are all seething-jealous – openly or…

— Carla H Krueger

“Each day of the week, Kalist indulges himself in a different, secret ritual. On Mondays, he wears cologne. On Tuesdays, he eats…

— Carla H Krueger

“Maxwell D. Kalist is a receiving teller at a city bank, Orwell and Finch, where he runs an efficient department of twenty…

— Carla H Krueger