“Here's where things get hazy. John claims that the men hauling him away from the scene were escorted by other men carrying… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“John cursed himself. Or rather, he cursed the past version of himself for so thoughtlessly screwing over the current version of himself.” — David Wong Copy Share Image
“Dave? This is John." "What are you-" Alive? "-in an ambulance or something?" "Yes and no. Are you still at the police… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“John trotted up, carrying his satchel. "Yes. Wexler's gone. We need your car." "What? Why?" John circled around to the passenger-side door… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“Well, they never know they're ill, do they? You can't diagnose yourself with the same organ that has the disease, just like… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“One more victim sucked in by John. You get into the room with him and you just fall into a warm pool… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“Fuck all of you," John retorded. "You don't even exist. We're all just a figment of my cock's imagination.” — David Wong Copy Share Image
“Here's the only thing you need to know about John: The reason I was surprised by your hand was because he never… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“A realization washed over her in that cold, dark space: this was how virtually all living things born on earth have died—with teeth tearing… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“Let’s say you have an ax. Just a cheap one, from Home Depot. On one bitter winter day, you use said ax to behead… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“John, let me make one thing clear,” Jim said, cutting me off in his most stern, evangelical voice. “Every man is blessed with his… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“John ducked casually across some DO NOT DUCK CASUALLY ACROSS THIS TAPE tape” — David Wong Copy Share Image
“Marconi said, "I see you have your instruments. Can any of you sing? The old spirituals work best." John said, "I can sing." I… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“It’s the microscopic parasite that causes malaria. Nearly half of all human deaths in recorded history have been caused by this invisible assassin. One… — David Wong Copy Share Image
At this point two elderly security guards in parkas, the guys who normally work the front desk at the plant, asked John to step… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“I stared at the price tags and thought, Why don’t you fucking kill yourself? I have that thought a lot, actually. Hey, did you… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“Well, you’d better hope I am because the world was built by sociopaths, men willing to send a million innocent boys into battle to… — David Wong Copy Share Image
There is no word in the English language for the feeling someone gets when they suddenly realize they're standing next to an unholy monster… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“Around us, the disembodied human limbs were piling up, forming a circle around the fountain, fusing themselves to each other like Satan’s LEGO set.” — David Wong Copy Share Image
