Quote by Johnny Knoxville Download Open image “Hit him in the ding ding!” — Johnny Knoxville ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare
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We're just trying to make ourselves laugh. We realize critics are going to hate it, but it just makes fans like it more. — Johnny Knoxville Copy Share Image
I've just got back from Oklahoma where I was shooting Mat Hoffman's tribute to Evel Knievel. I had a ball, too, even though I… — Johnny Knoxville Copy Share Image
A lot of stand-up comedy guys, when they get a little famous, just give up their stand-up career, and it cancels out the thing… — Johnny Knoxville Copy Share Image
It's unfortunate when kids get hurt, but I wish parents would monitor what their kids are doing and watching. It's common sense, really. — Johnny Knoxville Copy Share Image
You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make… — Johnny Knoxville Copy Share Image
