Quote by Johnny Knoxville Download Open image “Hello, I'm Johnny Knoxville, welcome to Jackass.” — Johnny Knoxville ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.6 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare
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Lady, I didn't get up this morning wanting to be a jackass...but you just pushed my jackass button. — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
“That just proves there's something going on with you and Mr. Jackass.” — Kody Keplinger Copy Share Image
You know what, Steve Jobs is real nice to me. He lets me be an employee and that's one of the biggest honors of… — Steve Wozniak Copy Share Image
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Only a jackass ever talks over his affairs with a woman, whether she be his sweetheart, wife, or sister, or mother. — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
It's time you stop thinking that because you did something, it's... amazing. All you've got to do is say, 'OK. If I'm great, what… — Jimmy Iovine Copy Share Image
every Jack He must study the knack If he wants to make sure of his Jill! — W. S. Gilbert Copy Share Image
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We're just trying to make ourselves laugh. We realize critics are going to hate it, but it just makes fans like it more. — Johnny Knoxville Copy Share Image
I've just got back from Oklahoma where I was shooting Mat Hoffman's tribute to Evel Knievel. I had a ball, too, even though I… — Johnny Knoxville Copy Share Image
A lot of stand-up comedy guys, when they get a little famous, just give up their stand-up career, and it cancels out the thing… — Johnny Knoxville Copy Share Image
It's unfortunate when kids get hurt, but I wish parents would monitor what their kids are doing and watching. It's common sense, really. — Johnny Knoxville Copy Share Image
You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make… — Johnny Knoxville Copy Share Image
