Quote by Kody Keplinger Download Open image ““That just proves there's something going on with you and Mr. Jackass.”” — Kody Keplinger ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.8 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Jack doesn’t give a jackshit about me. No, wait, I got that backwards. I don’t give a jackshit about Jack the Shit.” — Sara Wolf Copy Share Image
“…have you always been a jackass or is that something you’ve just recently acquired at the ‘I Want to be a Junior Jackass’ store?… — Ray Palla Copy Share Image
“No, it's real Jack. And real Jack has very real, like crazy, crazy, real feelings for you that might actually scare the shit outta… — Natasha Boyd Copy Share Image
“When I'm not working, it does. You turning Jack on?' 'God, what a revolting thought.” — Keri Arthur Copy Share Image
“I was at a wake the other night and every man jack was drunk - even the corpse.” — flann o'brien Copy Share Image
“Jack said that maybe the more my life’s filled up with live people, the less I’ll think about the ones that’s dead. She made… — Ninie Hammon Copy Share Image
“Shave that Moses beard and you might have better luck. Women don’t want to kiss carpet, you know.” — Kody Keplinger Copy Share Image
“The thing that really got me, though, was that no one, not even Jake Gaither, had ever called me sexy. Wesley was the first.… — Kody Keplinger Copy Share Image
“While I'm sure this is going to be a fascinating story,' I interrupted. 'I don't care. I'm having a major parental crisis that sort… — Kody Keplinger Copy Share Image
“ I think about you much more than any self-respecting man would like to admit, and I'm insanely jealous of Tucker - something I… — Kody Keplinger Copy Share Image
“Love is rare and hard to find and takes years upon years to develop. Teenagers don't fall in love.” — Kody Keplinger Copy Share Image
“No matter where you go or what you do to distract yourself, reality catches up with you eventually.” — Kody Keplinger Copy Share Image
“Nathan had to park his Honda a whole block from the party, which was a good thing for two reasons. First, it gave Bailey… — Kody Keplinger Copy Share Image
“Just remember to do what makes you happy, okay? Don’t lie to yourself because you think it’s safer. Reality doesn’t work like that…. I… — Kody Keplinger Copy Share Image
“Joe!' he called. 'Hey, honey, can you get the pretty girl a Coke?' 'Only if you stop calling me *honey*,' the bartender, a bearded… — Kody Keplinger Copy Share Image
“By the time we reached the front door of the party house—a total mansion, like Harrison had said—Nathan was far behind us. Well, he’d… — Kody Keplinger Copy Share Image
“Amy and I needed each other. Neither of us really had other close friends. We were the type who were friendly with everyone... I… — Kody Keplinger Copy Share Image
