Time Quote by Kody Keplinger

““- He's arrogant, and he sleeps with everything he can get his filthy hands on. Most of time, I just want to claw his creepy eyes out. How could I like him? He's a jackass. - And girls love jackasses. That's why I can't get a date. I'm too damn nice.””

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