Jessica: “You great drunken jackass!” Dain: “I did not give you leave to use my Christian name. — Loretta Chase Copy Share Image
Shut up!" Eve yelled from somewhere upstairs. "Jackass!" "You know, when people say that, I just hear the word awesome, — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“Dealing with jackasses on every front today. Good thing I have tiger blood and Adonis DNA. (Charlie Sheen Reference)” — Greg Campbell Copy Share Image
And I will not be beaten by that jackass." "Jackass?" said Foaly, wounded. "My favorite uncle is a jackass. — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
All work and no play may make Jim a dull boy, but no work and all play makes Jim all kinds of… — William Randolph Hearst Copy Share Image
“No, I can't die because there are too many jackasses falling over themselves to take my place! I may live forever just… — Jamie McGuire Copy Share Image
How about this?" I said, because now it was the principle of the thing. "I'm sorry, jackass. — Rosemary Clement-Moore Copy Share Image
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
I feel it's important to point out that I've earned my humility by being a jackass - like, I trip and fall… — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
People huddle together in doctrinaire herds, and the same jackasses who, without the slightest risk, now scream against racism are the same… — Jim Goad Copy Share Image
A senator got up today in Congress and called his fellow senators sons of wild jackasses. Now, if you think the senators… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I made some friends for life, the way I usually make them. Any jackass can be pleasant company, but if people help… — Rick Bragg Copy Share Image
The time has come when I am for everybody fighting the rebels. Let Indians fight them; let the Negroes fight them; and… — Abraham Lincoln Copy Share Image
According to some reports coming out of Washington today, President Obama said Kanye West is a 'jackass.' Not since 'yes, we can'… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
Fact is, the desperate desire to be cool has skewed our culture toward nihilism, carelessness, and ineptitude. It is now cool to… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
Moi?” He put his hand over his heart and did his best wounded-innocent look. “You must be thinking of some other uncouth… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
I have learned that one of the most important rules in politics is poise - which means looking like an owl after… — Ronald Reagan Copy Share Image
Only a jackass ever talks over his affairs with a woman, whether she be his sweetheart, wife, or sister, or mother. — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
When you call upon a Thoroughbred, he gives you all the speed, strength of heart and sinew in him. When you call… — Patricia Neal Copy Share Image
A good writer does not receive anywhere near the number of poison-pen letters that is commonly assumed. Among a hundred jackassesthere are… — Karl Kraus Copy Share Image
It didn’t make any more sense to me then than it does now, how life can pile troubles up on a man… — Caleb Carr Copy Share Image
I guess it’s true what they say," observed Jace. "There are no straight men in the trenches." "That’s atheists, jackass," said Simon… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
It sure did kick up some excitement in the Senate when one Senator called the other Senators 'sons of Wild jackasses.' Well,… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
You jackass. We're all going to die here. You know that, right?' Harrier said. Yeah," Eugens said shakily. '...Guess I might as… — Mercedes Lackey Copy Share Image
No' is golden. 'No' is the kind of power the good witch wields. It's the way whole, healthy, emotionally evolved people manage… — Cheryl Strayed Copy Share Image
Philosophy consists very largely of one philosopher arguing that all others are jackasses. He usually proves it, and I should add that… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When people say that animal rescuers are crazy, what they really mean is that animal rescuers share a number of fundamental beliefs… — Steven Kotler Copy Share Image
I was a jackass in many ways. I projected that cruelty towards others, that kid whose hand I was wringing. If I… — Gary Shteyngart Copy Share Image
Jackass: The Movie is great. I think it's in the tradition of physical comedy, which I'm really interested in. Its relationship to… — Matthew Barney Copy Share Image
To create one must be willing to be stone stupid, to sit upon a throne on top of a jackass and spill… — Clarissa Pinkola Estes Copy Share Image
On an otherwise normal Tuesday evening I had the chance to live the American Dream. I was able to throw my incompetent… — Larry Correia Copy Share Image
An artist is like a woman who can do nothing but love, and who succumbs to every stray male jackass. — Heinrich Böll Copy Share Image
The look of success, when it is worn a certain way, would infuriate a jackass. — Albert Camus Copy Share Image
A pack of jackasses led by a lion is superior to a pack of lions led by a jackass. — George Washington Copy Share Image
But the reality is we often become our kindest, most ethical selves only by seeing what it feels like to be a… — Cheryl Strayed Copy Share Image
I don't like to do anything that's mean spirited just because I don't find it funny. I'd rather be the jackass than… — Melissa McCarthy Copy Share Image
My proudest moment was when I was in high school, some jackass tried to give me a wedgy. I came prepared, I… — Jared Leto Copy Share Image
