According to some reports coming out of Washington today, President Obama said Kanye West is a 'jackass.' Not since 'yes, we can'… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
Air ye deaf, lass?" I think. He might have called me a hairy jackass — Karen Marie Moning Copy Share Image
The Jackass movies are honestly some of the best movies I've ever seen. I laugh so hard at them. Those guys are… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
Philosophy consists very largely of one philosopher arguing that all others are jackasses. He usually proves it, and I should add that… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I know of no American who starts from a higher level of aspiration than the journalist. . . . He plans to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That's where I'm comfortable - playing a jackass on the scene, rolling in with my pocket watch and my buffoon hairdo, with… — Alan Tudyk Copy Share Image
The time has come when I am for everybody fighting the rebels. Let Indians fight them; let the Negroes fight them; and… — Abraham Lincoln Copy Share Image
Fascism rewarded jackasses in uniform. Democracy gives privileges to those in sports' gear. In Italy, political regimes come to pass. Jackasses remain.… — Indro Montanelli Copy Share Image
It sure did kick up some excitement in the Senate when one Senator called the other Senators 'sons of Wild jackasses.' Well,… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I made some friends for life, the way I usually make them. Any jackass can be pleasant company, but if people help… — Rick Bragg Copy Share Image
Because a jackass brays doesn't mean you have to take it to heart. — Jeanne Phillips Copy Share Image
You jackass. We're all going to die here. You know that, right?' Harrier said. Yeah," Eugens said shakily. '...Guess I might as… — Mercedes Lackey Copy Share Image
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
You look like a Goth factory exploded all over you!" he called as she ran down the hall. "Love you, too, jackass! — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
You treat me like a dog and you expect me to smile? You remind me of a jackass. — Stone Cold Steve Austin Copy Share Image
To create one must be willing to be stone stupid, to sit upon a throne on top of a jackass and spill… — Clarissa Pinkola Estes Copy Share Image
I was a jackass in many ways. I projected that cruelty towards others, that kid whose hand I was wringing. If I… — Gary Shteyngart Copy Share Image
The women take so little stock In what I do or say They'd sooner leave their cosseting To hear a jackass bray. — William Butler Yeats Copy Share Image
How to Comfort Yourself When You Have Acted Like a Jackass Everyone does this occasionally, and you shouldn't feel too upset about… — Peg Bracken Copy Share Image
I felt like people really do their best work when they're having a really good time and feel safe to push the… — Clark Gregg Copy Share Image
[He] was always here to offer cups of good clear Walden Pond, or shout down the deep well of Shakespeare and listen,… — Ray Bradbury Copy Share Image
Take your patience pill ...You can be joyous, but you can't be a jackass. — Michael Nutter Copy Share Image
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