Bartender Quote by Barbara Holland

“We spend prolonged periods in pubs and restaurants after all, whiling away the hours with friends, waiting in vain for the weather to ease.…

— Gabriella Bennett

“I like bars just after they open for the evening. When the air inside is still cool and clean and everything is shiny and…

— Raymond Chandler

“These guys had names for every conceivable drinking situation. They liked to have a little eye-opener to get themselves going in the morning, a…

— G.M. Ford

An efficient bartenders first aim should be to please his customers, paying particular attention to meet the individual wishes of those whose tastes and…

— Jerry Thomas

We could get Love Drunk together, tell the bartender Two shots of Forever.

— Anonymous

“By half-past one the last drop of pleasure had evaporated, leaving nothing but headaches. We perceived that we were not splendid inhabitants of a…

— George Orwell

You know you're an alcoholic when the bartender knows your name... and you've never been to that bar before.

— Zach Galifianakis

“That night, the booze felt great, as the warmth of the wine in my stomach spread through my body. I didn't like feeling stupid…

— John Green

“Bartenders overhear the best stories”

— Samantha Young

“Drinks were a lot like books, really: it didn’t matter where you were, the contents of a vodka tonic were always more or less…

— Lev Grossman

Drink is the feast of reason and the flow of soul.

— Alexander Pope

Let us have wine and woman, mirth and laughter, Sermons and soda water the day after. Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; The best…

— Anonymous