Barmen Quote by Tommy Cooper

“Two jumper cables walk into a bar. The bartender says, "You guys better not start anything in here!”

— Various

“French fry walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Hey, could I get a beer please?" The bartender looks at him shaking…

— Various

“E-flat walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve minors.”

— Various

“(Mason) took a swig of his drink and shuddered. 'Whoa - little too strong there bartender.' He scrunched his face. 'Oh shit, I am…

— Martin Fillmore Clark

“TV installer walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "You'll be served sometime between”

— Various

“Thomas Edison walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "Okay, I'll serve you a beer. Just don't get any ideas.”

— Various

“Where the hell am I and what did I get myself into? The bartender notices Maverick first. He puts his thumb and index finger…

— Justine Elvira

“Club" replies the seal. ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦ A bartender walks into a church, a temple and a mosque. He has no idea how jokes work. ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦…

— Various

“A brick and a blanket walk into a bar. And I don’t drink, so I wasn’t around to hear the interaction between them and…

— Jarod Kintz

“A smile, a smirk, and a wink walk into a bar, and the bartender asks them what they’ll have to drink, and I didn’t…

— Jarod Kintz

“   The barman came to the other side of the counter. "Time please," he said. Harriet said: "You mustn't hurry a lady drinking a pint…

— Anthony Powell

Comic Sans walked into a bar. The bartender frowned and said, We don't serve your type here.

— Green Monk