Time Quote by Peter H. Gregory

When you say 'I wrote a program that crashed Windows,' people just stare at you blankly and say 'Hey, I got those with the…

— Linus Torvalds

Any version of Windows is going to have lots of great new things that people use and things that are tough.

— Bill Gates

“Thanks to the very best in Microsoft/Intel engineering, it crashes every time you exhale too hard in its general vicinity. --Fanboy on his computer”

— Barry Lyga

“The confidence you get from knowing about every crash, anywhere in the world, is crucial to delivering a high-quality product that needs to be…

— Joel Spolsky

Back to Microsoft days, I'm always looking for, 'OK, that's great, but what can go wrong?'

— Paul Allen

“But you’re not that smart, I mean, your species is responsible for Windows Vista.” “Vist- that was a long time ago!” “It’s still an…

— Craig Alanson

“I discovered windows one afternoon and after that, nothing was ever the same.”

— Anne Spollen

“Once Microsoft lost its grip on developers, it became only a matter of time before it lost its monopoly on operating systems.”

— Ben Horowitz

Microsoft has a new version out, Windows XP, which according to everybody is the 'most reliable Windows ever.' To me, this is like saying…

— Dave Barry

A crash is when your competitor's program dies. When your program dies, it is an 'idiosyncrasy'.

— Guy Kawasaki

The future of Windows is to let the computer see, listen and even learn.

— Bill Gates

Toyota has announced it will start integrating Microsoft technology into their vehicles. It's perfect for the person who wants a car that crashes every…

— Conan O'Brien