Crashed Quote by Linus Torvalds

“the older versions of Windows that —rumor has it — are equipped with the fabled “time to crash!” feature.”

— Peter H. Gregory

“You know you've totally screwed up your life when your whole world turns to shit and the only person you have to talk to…

— Ernest Cline

“But you’re not that smart, I mean, your species is responsible for Windows Vista.” “Vist- that was a long time ago!” “It’s still an…

— Craig Alanson

It is the fate of operating systems to become free.

— Neal Stephenson

Microsoft unleashed something called Bob, a program that's supposed to make Windows easier to use. Until a Bob helper is born, you can look…

— Josh Quittner

For many years, even as users became more sophisticated, personal computers took too much effort to use without problem-solving, keeping alive the yearning for…

— Walt Mossberg

“You can't get a personal computer to work without Windows (this is under the assumption you can actually get Windows to work).”

— Steven B. Green

“Once Microsoft lost its grip on developers, it became only a matter of time before it lost its monopoly on operating systems.”

— Ben Horowitz

“I discovered windows one afternoon and after that, nothing was ever the same.”

— Anne Spollen

“What I had not realized is that extremely short exposures to a relatively simple computer program could induce powerful delusional thinking in quite normal…

— Joseph Weizenbaum

In the summer of 1988, I received an interesting call from Bill Gates at Microsoft. He asked whether I'd like to come over and…

— Dave Cutler

“You didn't happen to install Windows when you upgraded me, did you?”

— Kelly McCullough