Computers Quote by Kelly McCullough Download Open image ““You didn't happen to install Windows when you upgraded me, did you?”” — Kelly McCullough ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Computers Humorous-quotes
“I discovered windows one afternoon and after that, nothing was ever the same.” — Anne Spollen Copy Share Image
“You can't get a personal computer to work without Windows (this is under the assumption you can actually get Windows to work).” — Steven B. Green Copy Share Image
In the summer of 1988, I received an interesting call from Bill Gates at Microsoft. He asked whether I'd like to come over and… — Dave Cutler Copy Share Image
When you say 'I wrote a program that crashed Windows,' people just stare at you blankly and say 'Hey, I got those with the… — Linus Torvalds Copy Share Image
“I am not buying another Microsoft Windows computer until entry level models have at least 8 processors and 8GB RAM.” — Steven Magee Copy Share Image
“But you’re not that smart, I mean, your species is responsible for Windows Vista.” “Vist- that was a long time ago!” “It’s still an… — Craig Alanson Copy Share Image
“He didn’t just give you a pretty screen saver, ignoring all the viruses, porn and spyware on your hard drive. He wiped the whole… — John Crowder Copy Share Image
“Once Microsoft lost its grip on developers, it became only a matter of time before it lost its monopoly on operating systems.” — Ben Horowitz Copy Share Image
“Replace the old memory with a potentially crappier new one? No thank you.” — Lauren Barnholdt Copy Share Image
“Be careful, and go slowly. Computers are intolerant of mistakes; they do just what you tell them to do, not what you meant for… — Peter H. Gregory Copy Share Image
“Being one of the world’s best at anything is a funny sort of situation. It’s a bit like walking along a fence top between… — Kelly McCullough Copy Share Image
“I may not have any power over it at the moment, but at some point that must change. I can be very patient. I… — Kelly McCullough Copy Share Image
“I could have asked why, but I figured I’d find out quicker if I just did as I was told. Life is like that… — Kelly McCullough Copy Share Image
I don't understand why we're all connected wirelessly via a little machine that goes in our pocket, to everybody in the world, and you… — Jon M. Chu Copy Share Image
“Probably it goes without saying, but time machine guys don't get a lot of action. Had a one night stand with something cute a… — Charles Yu Copy Share Image
The time that one gains cannot be accumulated in a storehouse; it is contradictory to want to save up existence, which, the fact is,… — Simone de Beauvoir Copy Share Image
Issac:"I dislike living in a world without Augustus Waters." Computer: "I don't understand-" Issac: "Me neither. Pause — John Green Copy Share Image
“Note found in the patron suggestion box: "You have SIGNS up near the computers that say BE QUIET, but people don't be quiet. They… — Gina Sheridan Copy Share Image
“You weren't born to be a cog in the giant industrial machine. You were trained to become a cog. There's an alternative available to… — Seth Godin Copy Share Image
If you stood me in a costume next to a computer graphic of the same-looking character, I think there would be a difference. And… — Warwick Davis Copy Share Image
The corporate state is an immensely powerful machine, ordered, legalistic, rational, yet utterly out of human control, wholly and perfectly indifferent to any human… — Charles A. Reich Copy Share Image
The popular mind often pictures gigantic flying machines speeding across the Atlantic carrying innumerable passengers in a way analogous to our modern steam ships.… — William Henry Pickering Copy Share Image
“Alan Turing proposed the Turing Test: a computer is intelligent if you can't tell it from a human when you talk with it. No… — CJS Hayward Copy Share Image
Computers can be taught that certain tune or certain chords changes will sound pleasant together, but I don't think it's going to reach a… — Bonobo Copy Share Image
