Quote by M.S. Knight Download Open image ““Windows weren't safe dumbass”” — M.S. Knight ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.2 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“I discovered windows one afternoon and after that, nothing was ever the same.” — Anne Spollen Copy Share Image
“But you’re not that smart, I mean, your species is responsible for Windows Vista.” “Vist- that was a long time ago!” “It’s still an… — Craig Alanson Copy Share Image
“(State Security may not have been full of computer geniuses, but still, I had to be careful).” — Wael Ghonim Copy Share Image
“I just rolled up the window, I couldn't think of anything else to do, phew I'm safe from the .375 gun now that I've… — Gerard Way Copy Share Image
“You didn't happen to install Windows when you upgraded me, did you?” — Kelly McCullough Copy Share Image
When you say 'I wrote a program that crashed Windows,' people just stare at you blankly and say 'Hey, I got those with the… — Linus Torvalds Copy Share Image
“Whoever came up with the phrase TGIF needed to get shot in the face.” — M.S. Knight Copy Share Image
“Alright then. You've got me. I'm actually an incubus/giant-lizard-from-outer-space half breed trapped in a man's body who currently on the verge of dying if--” — M.S. Knight Copy Share Image
“Good lord, woman, stop sounding like a creeper and pick your freakin jaw off the floor!” — M.S. Knight Copy Share Image
“I didn't waste three years of my life on you just so you can die for being an idiot” — M.S. Knight Copy Share Image
“A balloon with a picture of a rock with a painted on smiley face would be more interesting to talk to than you.” — M.S. Knight Copy Share Image
“I was running on a treadmill earlier today and my moobs sagged so low that I tripped.” — M.S. Knight Copy Share Image
“You're saying if I were a 70-year-old bag of sags, you'd leave me for dead?” — M.S. Knight Copy Share Image
“Why, Sebastian? Why would a yumlicious man like you decide to help an old stiff like me? How very romance novel. Are you a… — M.S. Knight Copy Share Image
