Humor Quote by M.S. Knight Download Open image ““I was running on a treadmill earlier today and my moobs sagged so low that I tripped.”” — M.S. Knight ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Sebastian
“I started out on a treadmill—and I just did my first marathon. And all while sitting in a wheelchair. ” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“You do not know how fast you have been running, how hard you have been working, how truly exhausted you are, until somewhat stands… — Taylor Jenkins Reid Copy Share Image
“You do not know how fast you have been running, how hard you have been working, how truly exhausted you are, until someone stands… — Taylor Jenkins Reid Copy Share Image
“I'm running as if the force of the wind whipping around my body will be enough to keep all the pieces of me from… — Beth Revis Copy Share Image
“The next morning, my head and every muscle in my body hurt as if I'd run a marathon through six feet of snow in… — Courtney Allison Moulton Copy Share Image
“My heart thrashes in time with my feet pounding across the cold, hard ground. I can’t run any faster, longer, and yet I must.… — Elle A. Rose Copy Share Image
“I need to lay low for a while. I’ll be on my stomach, trying not to arch my back (damn scoliosis).” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I walk like a shriveled hippopotamus, I jog like a giraffe with charcoal knees, and I run like never.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I'm over the hill for come-on lines. On a quiet day, I can hear my liver rotting. For exercise, I fall down.” — James Lee Burke Copy Share Image
“does not hurt your body. It’s the way you run that does the damage and causes pain.” — Danny Dreyer Copy Share Image
“But I pushed and pulled in vain, the wheels would not turn. It was as though the brakes were jammed, and heaven knows they were not, for my bicycle had no brakes. And suddenly overcome by a great weariness, in spite of the dying day when I always felt most alive, I threw the bicycle back in the bush and… — Samuel Beckett Copy Share
“I just tripped over a pair of shoes and almost fell down and broke my neck and no I wasn't wearing them.” — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
“Whoever came up with the phrase TGIF needed to get shot in the face.” — M.S. Knight Copy Share Image
“Alright then. You've got me. I'm actually an incubus/giant-lizard-from-outer-space half breed trapped in a man's body who currently on the verge of dying if--” — M.S. Knight Copy Share Image
“Good lord, woman, stop sounding like a creeper and pick your freakin jaw off the floor!” — M.S. Knight Copy Share Image
“I didn't waste three years of my life on you just so you can die for being an idiot” — M.S. Knight Copy Share Image
“A balloon with a picture of a rock with a painted on smiley face would be more interesting to talk to than you.” — M.S. Knight Copy Share Image
“You're saying if I were a 70-year-old bag of sags, you'd leave me for dead?” — M.S. Knight Copy Share Image
“Why, Sebastian? Why would a yumlicious man like you decide to help an old stiff like me? How very romance novel. Are you a… — M.S. Knight Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly. Bane rolled his eyes and stage whispered: 'She asked why I cared so much about getting her dirty, teary face all my new shirt earlier, and asked where I got it from anyway. I said: 'Guess',… — S.K. Munt Copy Share
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once, for example, when I was just starting out in the food business, I was hired by the caper people to develop a lot of recipes using capers, and it was weeks of tossing capers into just… — Nora Ephron Copy Share
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share
