“Why, Sebastian? Why would a yumlicious man like you decide to help an old stiff like me? How very romance novel. Are you a millionaire vampire too? That can't be it. You're out in the sun and you smell like… — M.S. Knight Copy Share Image
“Whoever came up with the phrase TGIF needed to get shot in the face.” — M.S. Knight Copy Share Image
“Alright then. You've got me. I'm actually an incubus/giant-lizard-from-outer-space half breed trapped in a man's body who currently on the verge of dying if--” — M.S. Knight Copy Share Image
“Good lord, woman, stop sounding like a creeper and pick your freakin jaw off the floor!” — M.S. Knight Copy Share Image
“I didn't waste three years of my life on you just so you can die for being an idiot” — M.S. Knight Copy Share Image
“A balloon with a picture of a rock with a painted on smiley face would be more interesting to talk to than you.” — M.S. Knight Copy Share Image
“I was running on a treadmill earlier today and my moobs sagged so low that I tripped.” — M.S. Knight Copy Share Image
“You're saying if I were a 70-year-old bag of sags, you'd leave me for dead?” — M.S. Knight Copy Share Image
