Quote by Various Download Open image ““What do you call ten blondes standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel.”” — Various ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.2 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“What do you call a hundred blondes stacked on top of each other? An air mattress.” — Various Copy Share Image
“There was only one blonde in the room, and she didn’t even have a tan.” — Francine Pascal Copy Share Image
“Two blondes walk into a building. You'd think at least one of them would have seen it.” — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
“... were trying to tell the dumb blonde to close her mouth, but the woman clearly took her hair color very seriously.” — Sharon Green Copy Share Image
“Really, you talk long enough to a blonde who wants to be a brunette, pretty soon, you stop talking self-image and send her to… — shukyou Copy Share Image
“I don't want to tell you how I know she isn't a real blonde. Guess.” — Nicole Amakan Copy Share Image
“What does a blonde say after her doctor tells her that she's pregnant? "Is it mine?” — Various Copy Share Image
“You know, I found a gray hair the other day. I almost broke the sound barrier rushing to the pharmacy to get some dye.… — Jenn McKinlay Copy Share Image
“TV installer walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "You'll be served sometime between” — Various Copy Share Image
“Must the Earth forever be arranged like an ocean steamer, with large, luxurious rooms and luxurious food for a select few, and underneath in… — Various Copy Share Image
“God is worming out His and our adversaries, which He will do by little and little, till they be consumed. The covenant is seasonable.” — Various Copy Share Image
“it is no less since this same Confession of Faith was first subscribed and sworn to. And it has been still in use yearly… — Various Copy Share Image
“sees the Sights, under Perplexing Difficulties. The native borned Gothamite mite have notissed, a short time since, a venerable lookin' ex-Statesman,” — Various Copy Share Image
“What do you call a hundred blondes stacked on top of each other? An air mattress.” — Various Copy Share Image
“Thou wouldst never have chosen Him, if that loving and gracious God had not chosen thee.” — Various Copy Share Image
“Behold, and be awakened; behold, and be excited; behold, and be comforted; behold, and admire; behold, and wonder, that the King of heaven's Son… — Various Copy Share Image
“seal. ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦ A bartender walks into a church, a temple and a mosque. He has no idea how jokes work. ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦ A baseball walks… — Various Copy Share Image
“I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?" "Yeah." "Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater, I presume you… — Various Copy Share Image
Craig Jones: We ain't got no sugar. Smokey: No sugar? Damn. Y'all ain't never got two things that match. Either y'all got Kool-aid, no… — Various Copy Share Image
