Reality show Quote by Elliott Kay

“I don't want to tell you how I know she isn't a real blonde. Guess.”

— Nicole Amakan

“What do you call ten blondes standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel.”

— Various

“Really, you talk long enough to a blonde who wants to be a brunette, pretty soon, you stop talking self-image and send her to…

— shukyou

“There was only one blonde in the room, and she didn’t even have a tan.”

— Francine Pascal

“call ten blondes standing ear to ear?”

— Various

“What does a blonde say after her doctor tells her that she's pregnant? "Is it mine?”

— Various

“So I ring Justine Kalinsky and I say, "It's Francesca Spinelli," and she says, "Francesca, you've got to stop using last names. How are…

— Melina Marchetta

“She’d been played all along. Once again, the dumb blonde. “Marco”

— Laura Griffin

“It’s funny how really smart people have the most unusual holes in their worldview and perception.”

— Nalini Singh

“... were trying to tell the dumb blonde to close her mouth, but the woman clearly took her hair color very seriously.”

— Sharon Green

“I had a dream that I had brown hair…I woke up and ran to the mirror…Phew! I’m still a blonde.”

— Starley Ard

“I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb - and I'm not blonde either.”

— Dolly Parton