“Had the Pope at Rome the knowledge of what is doing this day in England, and were this covenant written on the… — Various Copy Share Image
“When you grow weary of waiting for Christ’s return, remember that God is willing to wait because he is so merciful. Peter… — Various God Copy Share Image
“bartender walks into a church, a temple and a mosque. He has no idea how jokes” — Various Copy Share Image
“Yo momma so ugly that when she was born the doctor looked at her butt, then at her face, and said, "Twins!" ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦” — Various Copy Share Image
“Yo momma so ugly that I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.” — Various Copy Share Image
“The young Church of Scotland was based on the Word of God, anti-papal, free, reformed, and covenanting, and in that character acknowledged… — Various Copy Share Image
“The distance between God and the creature is so great, that although reasonable creatures do owe obedience to him as their creator,… — Various Life Copy Share Image
“It was the funeral of a woman who had henpecked her husband, driven her kids half nuts, scrapped with the neighbors at… — Various Cat and dog Copy Share Image
“If one man conquer in battle a thousand times thousand men, and if another conquer himself, he is the greatest of conquerors.” — Various Time Copy Share Image
“It’s better for me to be stupid than uncomfortable, isn’t it?’ said Dora.” — Various Copy Share Image
“For it is not necessar for us to abjure Turkism or Paganism, because we are not in fear to be troubled with… — Various Fear Copy Share Image
“How would you lift a giraffe with one hand? It doesn't matter as you won't find any one-handed giraffes!” — Various Copy Share Image
“The Reformed Presbyterian Churches of Scotland and Ireland are the only Churches within the British Dominions that take this position of political… — Various Copy Share Image
“Billy: Dad, there is a man at the door collecting for the new swimming pool. Dad: Give him a glass of water!” — Various Dad Copy Share Image
“Julius Caesar walks into a bar. "I'll have a martinus," he says. The bartender” — Various Julius Caesar Copy Share Image
“What happened after the blonde ran to meet her long lost twin sister? She got seven years of bad luck for breaking… — Various Bad luck Copy Share Image
“STRASBOURG, October 14—Among the priceless volumes destroyed in the library here, was a full set of ABBOTT'S NAPOLEON histories. They were all… — Various History Copy Share Image
“Well-makers lead the water (wherever they like); fletchers bend the arrow; carpenters bend a log of wood; good people fashion themselves.” — Various Good people Copy Share Image
“I heard it stated that, on one occasion, during one of Alastair's visits to his friend "Mr Lachlan," the famous divine requested… — Various Friendship Copy Share Image
“That Papistry and superstition may be utterly suppressed, according to the intention of the Acts of Parliament, repeated in the 5th Act,… — Various Copy Share Image
“Beloved, I would have you to count this to be your beauty, even holiness; for if ye have not this beauty, then… — Various Beauty Copy Share Image
