“tourists. "She oughtn't really to go at all," said Mr. Beebe, as they watched her from the window, "and she knows it.… — Various Beethoven Copy Share Image
“Q: Why is it that after they get married, a husband and wife are like two sides of a coin? A: Because… — Various Husband and wife Copy Share Image
Craig Jones: We ain't got no sugar. Smokey: No sugar? Damn. Y'all ain't never got two things that match. Either y'all got… — Various Comedy Copy Share Image
“Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning. Class: Hooray! Teacher: We will have the other half… — Various Morning Copy Share Image
“Beloved, I would have you to count this to be your beauty, even holiness; for if ye have not this beauty, then… — Various Beauty Copy Share Image
“Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or gone stark raving mad. ~ Norm Paernick… — Various Comedy Copy Share Image
“Which, in morals, leads away from superstition, Which, in politics, leads away from government, and Which, in art, leads away from Tradition.” — Various Art Copy Share Image
“How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb? Are you kidding? That's a hardware problem! " ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦” — Various Computer programmers Copy Share Image
“drunk staggers out of a bar and runs right into two priests. He says, "I'm Jesus Christ." The first priest says, "No,… — Various Drunk Says Copy Share Image
“God’s Righteous Judgment 1You, therefore, have no excuse, you who pass judgment on someone else, for at whatever point you judge the… — Various Condemning Copy Share Image
Ezal: Aw, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. God. Oh, I'm hurt. Oh, my neck, my back, my neck… — Various Comedy Copy Share Image
“Wherever the idea of guilt, the fear of sin prevails, the mind becomes traitor to the body: "I know him not and… — Various Faith Copy Share Image
“That we shall sincerely, really, and constantly, through the grace of GOD, endeavour, in our several places and callings, the preservation of… — Various Discipline Copy Share Image
“It was the funeral of a woman who had henpecked her husband, driven her kids half nuts, scrapped with the neighbors at… — Various Cat and dog Copy Share Image
“When you grow weary of waiting for Christ’s return, remember that God is willing to wait because he is so merciful. Peter… — Various God Copy Share Image
“Charles I. knew that Presbyterianism is the friend of civil freedom, and that Prelacy in the Church will more readily consent to… — Various Freedom Copy Share Image
“Q: Why doesn't the law permit a man to marry a second woman? A: Because the law says you cannot be punished… — Various Law Says Copy Share Image
“Why is it so hard for women to find men who are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? A: Because those men already have… — Various Boyfriends Copy Share Image
“The young Church of Scotland was based on the Word of God, anti-papal, free, reformed, and covenanting, and in that character acknowledged… — Various Church Scotland Copy Share Image
“cable TV installer walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "You'll be served sometime between 7am and 2pm.” — Various Cable tv Copy Share Image
“There can be no disparity in marriage like unsuitability of mind and purpose’ -‘no disparity in marriage like unsuitability of mind and… — Various Disparity Copy Share Image
“So put on Jesus Christ this wedding garment; and, 1. He shall cover the shame of thy nakedness with the white linen… — Various Marriage Copy Share Image
“in there," and the first guy says, "Watch." In he goes and orders a beer. "Sorry, you can't bring your dog in… — Various Bartender Copy Share Image
“My wife has never really thought much of me. Just the other night she turned to me and said, "George, do you… — Various George Copy Share Image
“The husband, on his deathbed, called over his wife and said, "One month after I die, I want you to marry Larry."… — Various Marriage Copy Share Image
“There could have been no such Revolution, if all laws, forms, and ceremonies, had not first been so monstrously abused, that the… — Various Revolution Copy Share Image
“baby seal walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "What will it be, stranger?" "Anything but a Canadian Club" replies the… — Various Seal Copy Share Image
“interfere with others of less importance, and therefore Mr. P. will not deny that, after having exhibited to his friends and the… — Various Sporting Fraternity Copy Share Image
“The work of God's house, reformation work especially, is a stirring work: read history, you find not any where, reformation made in… — Various Discipline Copy Share Image
“What happened after the blonde ran to meet her long lost twin sister? She got seven years of bad luck for breaking… — Various Bad luck Copy Share Image
“set of ABBOTT'S NAPOLEON histories. They were all presentation copies from the author, with autograph inscriptions. The regret expressed” — Various Books Copy Share Image
“Descartes walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Would you like a beer?" Descartes replies, "I think not" and poof! he… — Various Descartes Copy Share Image
“sees the Sights, under Perplexing Difficulties. The native borned Gothamite mite have notissed, a short time since, a venerable lookin' ex-Statesman,” — Various Gothamite Mite Copy Share Image
“Pope, who took breakfast with me, His Holiness said he had accepted JAMES GORDON BENNETT'S invitation to come to Washington Heights” — Various Holiness Said Copy Share Image
“Marriage is lawful, merchandise is lawful, husbandry is lawful, but never one of these is lawful when they hinder thee from the… — Various Lawful Copy Share Image
“No Christian should ever dare to seek relief from the claims of Christ; it is his honour to acknowledge and live and… — Various Christian Copy Share Image
“Wife: "Wake up, honey. Some thieves have broken into our house. I think they're eating the food I made last night." Husband:… — Various Husband Copy Share Image
“quite as heavily upon his noble steed. His friends and the above-mentioned fraternity chuckled and winked behind his back, but although Mr.… — Various Fraternity Chuckled Copy Share Image
“The first thing that ye swear to is, That with your whole hearts ye agree and resolve, all the days of your… — Various Adhere Copy Share Image
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