Computers Quote by Various

“Q: How many Java programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, to generate a “ChangeLightBulb” event to the socket. Q: How…

— Scott McNeely

“Of all the Programmers' planets, ours is the supercomputing golden child, the world that inexplicably provides enough power to light up the galaxy.”

— David Eagleman

“In programming the World Wide Computer, we will be programming our lives.”

— Nicholas Carr

“Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one, but the light bulb has to WANT to change.”

— David John Allan

“How many pessimists does it take to change a lightbulb? Never mind. Nobody would get the joke anyway.”

— Garrison Keillor

“How many Bayesians does it take to change a lightbulb? They’re not sure.”

— Pedro Domingos

“No amount of excellence on the part of a computer can lead to the solution of a problem if the problem has been incorrectly…

— Edward de Bono

“A computer program does what you tell it to do, not what you want it to do.”

— Arthur Bloch

Computer : a million morons working at the speed of light.

— David Ferrier

Programmers seem to be changing the world. It would be a relief, for them and for all of us, if they knew something about…

— Ellen Ullman

“What programmer didn’t live with a deadline over his head?”

— B.V. Larson

Programmers are expensive. Hardware is cheap.

— Karl Lehenbauer