Karl Lehenbauer

You can hardly do anything that won't seem stupid later.

— Karl Lehenbauer

It's a great time to be alive and be a computer weenie.

— Karl Lehenbauer

Let's give discredit where discredit is due.

— Karl Lehenbauer

Being against torture ought to be sort of a multipartisan thing.

— Karl Lehenbauer

If Diet Coke did not exist it would have been neccessary to invent it.

— Karl Lehenbauer

You know, I've never accidentally drilled a hole in myself while programming.

— Karl Lehenbauer

What's the definition of a good flame? One you agree with.

— Karl Lehenbauer

In the face of entropy and nothingness, you kind of have to pretend it's not there if you want to keep writing…

— Karl Lehenbauer

If you don't read news.groups, the net appears to be a rather tranquil place.

— Karl Lehenbauer

We're the weirdest monkeys ever.

— Karl Lehenbauer

The more you have, the more you have that needs fixing.

— Karl Lehenbauer

C is the assembly language of Tcl.

— Karl Lehenbauer

Even if you start your laundry before 8 AM on Saturday, you will not finish folding it until after midnight on Sunday.

— Karl Lehenbauer

Programmers are expensive. Hardware is cheap.

— Karl Lehenbauer

Nuclear war can ruin your whole compile.

— Karl Lehenbauer

Voodoo Programming: Things programmers do that they know shouldn't work but they try anyway, and which sometimes actually work, such as recompiling…

— Karl Lehenbauer

The geeks shall inherit the earth.

— Karl Lehenbauer

Little else matters than to write good code.

— Karl Lehenbauer