“Q: Why is it that after they get married, a husband and wife are like two sides of a coin? A: Because… — Various Husband and wife Copy Share Image
“Wherever the idea of guilt, the fear of sin prevails, the mind becomes traitor to the body: "I know him not and… — Various Faith Copy Share Image
“drunk staggers out of a bar and runs right into two priests. He says, "I'm Jesus Christ." The first priest says, "No,… — Various Copy Share Image
“Hand over the calculator, friends don't let friends derive drunk.” — Various Friendship Copy Share Image
“quite as heavily upon his noble steed. His friends and the above-mentioned fraternity chuckled and winked behind his back, but although Mr.… — Various Copy Share Image
“No, their weapons will not be carnal, but mighty through God to the pulling down of strongholds. They will go to the… — Various Covenant with god Copy Share Image
“Did you hear about the blonde who got an AM radio? It took her a month to realize she could play it… — Various Copy Share Image
“One bright October morning in the year 1828, a lone lorn woman by the name of GUMMIDGE might have been seen standing… — Various Books Copy Share Image
“black lab and the other a Chihuahua. Passing a bar, the lab walker says, "Let's get a beer." The other guy retorts,… — Various Copy Share Image
“Charles I. knew that Presbyterianism is the friend of civil freedom, and that Prelacy in the Church will more readily consent to… — Various Freedom Copy Share Image
“Ay, moreover, still the older that the children of God grow in years, and the weaker in the world, they grow younger… — Various Children Copy Share Image
“Judging Others 37“Do not judge, and you will not be judged. Do not condemn, and you will not be condemned. Forgive, and… — Various Forgiveness Copy Share Image
“have notissed, a short time since, a venerable lookin' ex-Statesman, dressed” — Various Time Copy Share Image
“Those who enter into the possession of valuable estates, secured for them by the toil and struggles of ancestry, do not renounce… — Various Copy Share Image
“The quarrels and divisions about religion were evils unknown to the heathen. The reason was because the religion of the heathen consisted… — Various Faith Copy Share Image
“the crudest and greatest enemies that ever the kirk of Scotland saw are those prelates; they have spoiled us of all our… — Various Copy Share Image
“to her and punches her in the face. When she falls to the ground, he starts screaming, "You're not so tough” — Various Copy Share Image
“and possibly a more sure foundation this day will be laid for ruining popery and prelacy, the chief of them, than yet… — Various Copy Share Image
“Happiness is not a goal…it’s a by-product of a life well lived. ~ Eleanor Roosevelt” — Various Goals Copy Share Image
“If anything is to be done, let a man do it, let him attack it vigorously! A careless pilgrim only scatters the… — Various Copy Share Image