“Yo momma so ugly that when she was born the doctor looked at her butt, then at her face, and said, "Twins!" ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦” — Various Momma Copy Share Image
“Did you hear about the blonde who got an AM radio? It took her a month to realize she could play it… — Various Blonde Copy Share Image
“Yo momma so poor that when I rang her doorbell, she said "ding-dong.” — Various Ding Copy Share Image
“ground, he starts screaming, "You're not so tough now, are you, Batman?” — Various Batman Copy Share Image
“SACQUES. Children's Cloaks, Ladies' Breakfast Jackets, Ladies' Pique, Swiss, and Cambric Morning Robes and Walking” — Various Children Copy Share Image
“Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it wouldn't come back.” — Various Momma Ugly Copy Share Image
“Jesus Christ walks into a bar and says, "I'll just have a glass of water.” — Various Christ Copy Share Image
“Liberty. "HALT!" HIRAM GREEN IN GOTHAM. The venerable "Lait Gustise” — Various Freedom Copy Share Image
“The first thing that ye swear to is, That with your whole hearts ye agree and resolve, all the days of your… — Various Adhere Copy Share Image
“quite as heavily upon his noble steed. His friends and the above-mentioned fraternity chuckled and winked behind his back, but although Mr.… — Various Fraternity Chuckled Copy Share Image
“So put on Jesus Christ this wedding garment; and, 1. He shall cover the shame of thy nakedness with the white linen… — Various Marriage Copy Share Image
“There can be no disparity in marriage like unsuitability of mind and purpose’ -‘no disparity in marriage like unsuitability of mind and… — Various Disparity Copy Share Image
“The husband, on his deathbed, called over his wife and said, "One month after I die, I want you to marry Larry."… — Various Marriage Copy Share Image
“There could have been no such Revolution, if all laws, forms, and ceremonies, had not first been so monstrously abused, that the… — Various Revolution Copy Share Image
“in there," and the first guy says, "Watch." In he goes and orders a beer. "Sorry, you can't bring your dog in… — Various Bartender Copy Share Image
“My wife has never really thought much of me. Just the other night she turned to me and said, "George, do you… — Various George Copy Share Image
“Judging Others 37“Do not judge, and you will not be judged. Do not condemn, and you will not be condemned. Forgive, and… — Various Forgiveness Copy Share Image
“Club" replies the seal. ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦ A bartender walks into a church, a temple and a mosque. He has no idea how jokes… — Various Bartender Copy Share Image
“bar, drinking beer. Jim turns to Bob and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow, I… — Various College Copy Share Image
“Every institution of our day, the family, the State, our moral codes, sees in every strong, beautiful, uncompromising personality a deadly enemy;… — Various Family Copy Share Image
“When you cease to be fearful of Authority, you become Authority. Neither Baker or Wily, or any of the members of Wily's… — Various Authority Copy Share Image
“out of a bar and runs right into two priests. He says, "I'm Jesus Christ." The first priest says, "No, son, you're… — Various Drunk Copy Share Image
“One evening, a wife drew her husband's attention to the couple next door and said, "Do you see that couple? How devoted… — Various Couple Copy Share Image
“And that in this backsliding day, we might not spend our breath in fruitless complaints of the evils of others; but may… — Various First place Copy Share Image
“Whoever severs himself from Mother Earth and her flowing sources of life goes into exile.” — Various Exile Copy Share Image
“Why are there so many people with the last name 'Jones' in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.” — Various Phones Copy Share Image
“hung on the rack, besides numerous other small portable articles of vertu that” — Various Rack Copy Share Image
“Yo momma so ugly that when she was born the doctor slapped her and her parents.” — Various Parenting Copy Share Image
“Yo momma so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, the reflection ducks. ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦” — Various Momma Copy Share Image
“I was once in a play called "Breakfast in Bed." Did you have a big role? No just toast and marmalade! ***” — Various Breakfast Copy Share Image
“The Lord may indeed put His kirk to a trial, but He will not suffer her to be overthrown by any.” — Various Kirk Copy Share Image
“TV installer walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "You'll be served sometime between” — Various Bartender Copy Share Image
Smokey: I won, gimme my money. Deebo: What money! Smokey: I lost. - Friday — Various Comedy Copy Share Image
“Two jumper cables walk into a bar. The bartender says, "You guys better not start anything in here!” — Various Bartender Copy Share Image
“The Covenanters themselves bound their posterity to God by express words in their bonds.” — Various Words Bonds Copy Share Image
“How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb? Are you kidding? That's a hardware problem! " ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦” — Various Computer programmers Copy Share Image
“Which, in morals, leads away from superstition, Which, in politics, leads away from government, and Which, in art, leads away from Tradition.” — Various Art Copy Share Image
“Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or gone stark raving mad. ~ Norm Paernick… — Various Comedy Copy Share Image
“Beloved, I would have you to count this to be your beauty, even holiness; for if ye have not this beauty, then… — Various Beauty Copy Share Image
