“holiness is a privilege, as well as a duty; it is a reward, a benefit to him who walks therein.” — Various Duty Copy Share Image
“Hackers in Hollywood movies are phenomenal; all they need to do is: "c:\> hack into fbi” — Various Cybersecurity Copy Share Image
“How would you lift a giraffe with one hand? It doesn't matter as you won't find any one-handed giraffes!” — Various Animal Copy Share Image
“bartender walks into a church, a temple and a mosque. He has no idea how jokes” — Various Bartender Copy Share Image
“What does a blonde say after her doctor tells her that she's pregnant? "Is it mine?” — Various Medicine Copy Share Image
“have notissed, a short time since, a venerable lookin' ex-Statesman, dressed” — Various Dressed Copy Share Image
“It’s better for me to be stupid than uncomfortable, isn’t it?’ said Dora.” — Various Stupid Copy Share Image
“What will it be, stranger?" "Anything but a Canadian Club" replies the seal.” — Various Seal Copy Share Image
“Marriage is lawful, merchandise is lawful, husbandry is lawful, but never one of these is lawful when they hinder thee from the… — Various Lawful Copy Share Image
“sees the Sights, under Perplexing Difficulties. The native borned Gothamite mite have notissed, a short time since, a venerable lookin' ex-Statesman,” — Various Gothamite Mite Copy Share Image
“set of ABBOTT'S NAPOLEON histories. They were all presentation copies from the author, with autograph inscriptions. The regret expressed” — Various Books Copy Share Image
“Descartes walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Would you like a beer?" Descartes replies, "I think not" and poof! he… — Various Descartes Copy Share Image
“What happened after the blonde ran to meet her long lost twin sister? She got seven years of bad luck for breaking… — Various Bad luck Copy Share Image
“interfere with others of less importance, and therefore Mr. P. will not deny that, after having exhibited to his friends and the… — Various Sporting Fraternity Copy Share Image
“The work of God's house, reformation work especially, is a stirring work: read history, you find not any where, reformation made in… — Various Discipline Copy Share Image
“baby seal walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "What will it be, stranger?" "Anything but a Canadian Club" replies the… — Various Seal Copy Share Image
“There is not the slightest hope that the authorities who, for a number of years, have permitted the violation of the law,… — Various Crime Copy Share Image
“Those who enter into the possession of valuable estates, secured for them by the toil and struggles of ancestry, do not renounce… — Various Deeds Covenanters Copy Share Image
“Oh," I answered vaguely, "there are still reformers of all sorts in the world." "Reformers!" he cried, his face lighting up with… — Various American people Copy Share Image
Ezal: Aw, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. God. Oh, I'm hurt. Oh, my neck, my back, my neck… — Various Comedy Copy Share Image
“God’s Righteous Judgment 1You, therefore, have no excuse, you who pass judgment on someone else, for at whatever point you judge the… — Various Condemning Copy Share Image
“drunk staggers out of a bar and runs right into two priests. He says, "I'm Jesus Christ." The first priest says, "No,… — Various Drunk Says Copy Share Image
“I will give you a new heart and put a new spirit within you; I will take the heart of stone out… — Various Heart of stone Copy Share Image
“POPE: Dunciad, Bk. iv., Line 301. =Abdication.= I give this heavy weight from off my head, And this unwieldy sceptre from my… — Various Abdication Copy Share Image
“Q: Why did the bride wear white? A: Because the groom wanted his dishwasher to match his fridge and oven.” — Various Groom Copy Share Image
“though I pleaded the usefulness of the work, mine convinced me that nothing was useful which was not honest.” — Various Pleaded Copy Share Image
“What do you call a hundred blondes stacked on top of each other? An air mattress.” — Various Blondes Copy Share Image
“deep-felt and universal. WINDSOR, Oct. 16th.—I came up to-day with VICTORIA from Balmoral. She was” — Various Deep Felt Copy Share Image
“I had an "hour glass" figure, but unfortunately the sand shifted.” — Various Shifted Copy Share Image
“Thou wouldst never have chosen Him, if that loving and gracious God had not chosen thee.” — Various God Chosen Copy Share Image
“Billy: Dad, there is a man at the door collecting for the new swimming pool. Dad: Give him a glass of water!” — Various Dad Copy Share Image
“Wise people, after they have listened to the laws, become serene, like a deep, smooth, and still lake.” — Various Serene Copy Share Image
“E-flat walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve minors.” — Various Bartender Copy Share Image
“walks up to her and punches her in the face. When she falls to the ground, he starts screaming, "You're not” — Various Punches Copy Share Image
“Julius Caesar walks into a bar. "I'll have a martinus," he says. The bartender” — Various Caesar Copy Share Image
“Yet the dogs eat of the crumbs which fall from their masters' table.” — Various Animal Copy Share Image
“Q: What's the best way to ensure that you'll always remember your wife's birthday? A: Forget it once.” — Various Birthday Copy Share Image
