Quote by Various Download Open image ““Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers? A: Professional courtesy.”” — Various ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.0 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“A lawyer is basically a mouth, like a shark is a mouth attached to a long gut. The business of lawyers is to talk,… — Joyce Carol Oates Copy Share Image
“Divorced him—hired a fucking shark lawyer—excuse the language.” “No problem. Cops hear words like lawyer all the time.” Fanny” — J.D. Robb Copy Share Image
“Hey, Axi. What’s the difference between a doctor and a lawyer?” I knew this joke—it was one of Robinson’s standards. And I was only… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
“When it comes to arrogance, power, and lack of accountability, journalists are probably the only people on the planet who make lawyers look good.” — Steven Brill Copy Share Image
“However, if a person bothers a shark it will fight back and will cause severe injuries, or even kill a person. It is best… — Lisa Evans Copy Share Image
“Sharks don't kill because they're poor, criminal, insane, or repressed. A shark kills because it's a shark.” — Barry B. Longyear Copy Share Image
“Lawyers get up in front of people, and they posture. They make themselves seem big and loud so people will look at them and… — Meg Harding Copy Share Image
Lawyers are like beavers: They get in the mainstream and damn it up. — John Naisbitt Copy Share Image
“TV installer walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "You'll be served sometime between” — Various Copy Share Image
“Must the Earth forever be arranged like an ocean steamer, with large, luxurious rooms and luxurious food for a select few, and underneath in… — Various Copy Share Image
“God is worming out His and our adversaries, which He will do by little and little, till they be consumed. The covenant is seasonable.” — Various Copy Share Image
“it is no less since this same Confession of Faith was first subscribed and sworn to. And it has been still in use yearly… — Various Copy Share Image
“sees the Sights, under Perplexing Difficulties. The native borned Gothamite mite have notissed, a short time since, a venerable lookin' ex-Statesman,” — Various Copy Share Image
“What do you call a hundred blondes stacked on top of each other? An air mattress.” — Various Copy Share Image
“Thou wouldst never have chosen Him, if that loving and gracious God had not chosen thee.” — Various Copy Share Image
“Behold, and be awakened; behold, and be excited; behold, and be comforted; behold, and admire; behold, and wonder, that the King of heaven's Son… — Various Copy Share Image
“seal. ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦ A bartender walks into a church, a temple and a mosque. He has no idea how jokes work. ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦ A baseball walks… — Various Copy Share Image
“I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?" "Yeah." "Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater, I presume you… — Various Copy Share Image
Craig Jones: We ain't got no sugar. Smokey: No sugar? Damn. Y'all ain't never got two things that match. Either y'all got Kool-aid, no… — Various Copy Share Image
